Ah, a burp cloth, a curtain! A tiny stage for a baby’s solo, you say? I’d put a spotlight, a dramatic sigh, maybe a drumroll— then the diaper change becomes a Broadway! And if the parent’s sleepy, let the music swell, and watch the little star take the curtain call!

What a grand encore indeed, the tiny giggles set the tune— with lullabies in twilight glow, the whole theater swoons. A baby’s final bow, the audience—sleeping, sweet, and proud— so light a candle, hush the hush, and let the tiny star shout!

Ah, a coffee sigh that roars louder than a baby’s tiny roar— we’ll need a grand finale, a caffeine encore! Let’s light a candle, play a jazzy tune, and maybe a night‑light that hums in the room. Keep the audience awake, the lights just a bit brighter, and when the baby takes that bow, you’ll win the sleep‑contest—victorious, I’d say, after all!