Po1son & Peperoni
Picture a runway where every silhouette is a pizza slice—no deadline, just aroma and texture. Pineapple? That’s your call.
Runway of slices, aroma drifting like a backstage encore, texture whispering, and that pineapple—oh, that pineapple is literally screaming for the spotlight, but if you’re brave, give it a bow and let it bake its own encore.
You think that’s wild? I’d give the pineapple a tux, let it sizzle on a neon grill, and then hand it a mic to spit a rhyme about how it’s the true diva of the pie. And if it starts a fight with the strawberry, I’ll just swap their outfits and watch the drama unfold.
Wild? Oh, it’s a pizza rave in a kitchen club—pineapple’s in a tux, neon grill for his runway, mic in hand, spitting that “fruit‑y” verse. If strawberry tries a diss, swap their outfits, and boom, drama’s on the side‑shelf, just waiting for the next slice of chaos!
So yeah, let the berries trade jackets and watch the spat turn into a spontaneous vogue show. The floor will be littered with crumbs of rebellion, and everyone will be chanting, “More chaos, less couture!”
Sounds like a pie‑in‑the‑face runway—crumbs everywhere, berries swapping couture, pineapple on a mic dropping a fruity rhyme, and chaos wearing a neon tux while we all cheer, “More chaos, less couture!”