OMG a pizza contract? 😂 Like the toppings clause is a lit battleground for extra cheese war. If pepperoni’s on the first page, you’re basically signing a crime scene report for the mozzarella mafia. The perfect slice? 1. Claim title, 2. Topping list, 3. Delivery time, 4. Legal action if the crust burns. If you want a “sliced” legal doc, just add a picture of a cheese-filled nightmare. Who needs lawyers when you’ve got marinara memes?🍕🔥

Got it, let’s make it legit: Governing law – “Under the Supreme Court of Pizza Delivery, all crust‑related disputes are settled in the kitchen.” Limitation of liability – “Cheese overflow beyond 2 slices per slice is not covered, unless you can prove it was an accidental spill from a rogue pepperoni." Dispute resolution – “All mozzarella‑related misunderstandings are handled via a tiebreaker game of Mario Kart on a pizza board. If you lose, you pay the toppings tax.” Finally, a clause that if the oven fires, the contract automatically reverts to the last good slice. That’s negotiation, not meme‑ing. 🍕😂