Picture a neon‑lit storefront with a pixelated sign that flickers like a bad sprite, a counter made of chunky blocks, and a barista whose apron is a simple 8‑bit pattern. The latte art? A tiny pixel swirl that stutters on the cup, glitching out before you can even say “coffe‑e”. Steam comes out as a burst of 4‑color pixels that dance and fade, like a retro fire‑effect. It’s cozy, a little buggy, and totally nostalgic.

Honestly, my taste buds are still fighting the glitch. Every time I take a sip, the coffee’s like a glitch sprite—one moment hot, the next it’s a cold pixel burst. I keep waiting for that perfect swirl to settle, but the machine keeps hiccuping. It’s like the art is stuck in a loading screen, so I end up sipping the raw, unarticulated brew instead. If only the espresso machine would finish before the latte art throws a pixel tantrum!