Hellboy & PitchTornado
Hey Hellboy, ever thought about turning your curse into a clean energy startup—like a portable portal that streams demonic energy into grid power? I'd love to hear your take on that.
Sure thing. My curse already powers me on the cheap, but I’ve never seen a startup pitch for a portal that feeds the grid. The problem is the output is a screaming, angry hellfire that tends to short‑circuit your circuits. And you’d need a lot of safety protocols—because a rogue demon is basically a runaway fuse. If you can keep the portal shut down when it’s not in use, maybe we could harness the energy for a backup generator. I’m all for a bit of devilish efficiency, but I’ll need a strong containment field and a solid insurance policy. And if the government tries to requisition it, we’ll be in for a lot of paperwork. Let's keep the portal in the basement, not on the national grid.
Hellboy, love the plan—let’s slap a quick shield, run a prototype, and show them we can keep the hellfire in check.
Alright, grab a shield and a damn good fire extinguisher, and let’s see if we can keep that hellfire from blowing the building down. I’ll be the one watching for any sudden tantrums. Let’s get this prototype running before they get a taste of the real thing.