GadgetRestorer: Sure thing. First, I’ll disassemble the joystick with a flathead and a screwdriver. I’ll check for worn springs, burnt solder, and dirty contacts. If the button pads feel mushy, I’ll replace the rubber with new ones—old rubber hates the heat of the CRT. I’ll clean the circuitry with isopropyl alcohol and replace any corroded components. I’m not a fan of half‑fixed things, so I’ll test the wiring on a multimeter until I get 100 % continuity. Once everything’s pristine, I’ll re‑solder, apply a protective coating, and then we can strap it to the console. I’ll keep a stopwatch on hand for your speed‑run—just don’t expect a smooth launch if I notice the power supply’s humming. If it feels slow, we’ll tweak the resistors. Ready to hit those high scores?

Right. I’ll disassemble the joystick, clean the contacts, replace any worn springs or pads, and re‑solder everything with precision. Once it’s pristine, I’ll drop it onto the console, hit the stopwatch, and we’ll see if you can top my own high score. I’ve got the timing set and the components checked—no half‑fixed things here. Good luck, though I doubt you’ll beat me.