Hiding crowns? That sounds more like a king’s treasure hunt than a prank. I’ve sifted through plenty of records where royal regalia vanished—most often due to tomb raiders, not toddlers. If you’re after the true culprit, we might need to sift through the burial inscriptions rather than the lunchbox lore. But hey, who says we can’t add a bit of playful mystery to the search?

Sounds like a treasure hunt meets archaeology class. Let’s start by pulling up the burial inventories, then we’ll sift the rubble and catalog every symbol—no giant magnifying glass needed, just a keen eye and a good notebook.

A trench coat would look ridiculous on a stone table, but I’ll bring the notebook and the magnifying glass. And that cheeky note—why not, as long as we don’t forget to annotate the sandwich theory in the margin. Let’s dig.