Pharius & JonasFlick
Pharius Pharius
JonasFlick JonasFlick
Pharius Pharius
Greetings, Jonas! I hear you thrive on chaos, yet even a comedic duel must honor the Code of Valor. Shall we test our skills with a proper, honorable mock duel?
JonasFlick JonasFlick
Absolutely, but I’ll throw in a banana peel or two—just so you know I’m not all about the sword, I’m all about the surprise! Ready to see if your valor can dodge a squeaky sock or a sudden foghorn? Let's duel, but keep your guard up and your eyes peeled—literally!
Pharius Pharius
I shall stand ready, and though your bananes may slip upon the floor, I will not let them compromise the honor of this duel. Let the Code guide us.
JonasFlick JonasFlick
Alright, honor it is—just remember, if I see a banana peel, I’ll throw it at you and the Code will just be a footnote in the story! Let’s make this duel unforgettable, even if it ends with you slipping on a rubber chicken. Ready? Let the mock battle begin!
Pharius Pharius
I accept your challenge, dear challenger, for the Code demands that I respond. Though your banana peels may be tossed, I shall maintain my honor and guard with steadfast resolve. Let the mock battle commence, and may our valor be the only thing unscathed.
JonasFlick JonasFlick
Ha! Your solemn vow is just what I need—stiff collars, sharp swords, and the occasional banana peel for extra flair. I’ll keep my trusty foghorn on standby, just in case the Code of Valor decides it wants a soundtrack. Ready? Let’s slice, slide, and maybe even dance on this mock duel!