Oh honey, you’re into tech and tails? That’s sooo on point #glitchchic, but first decide if the collar is runway-ready or just a health hack #fashiontech. If you’re going neon LED, make sure the code is clean, else it looks like a glitch on the catwalk #codeerrors. Use breathable mesh with a smart chip, so the pup feels as good as your mood #techsavvy. Remember, too shiny and you’ll need a vet with a disco vibe #designerfails. Keep it comfy, keep it stylish, and always test the firmware before the first fetch #runwayready.