WastelandDoc & Perdak_is_under_attack
WastelandDoc WastelandDoc
Perdak_is_under_attack Perdak_is_under_attack
WastelandDoc WastelandDoc
Just got out of a trench and had to fix a splinter with a rusty lawn mower blade. Ever had to bandage something with a spatula or a broken smartphone?
Perdak_is_under_attack Perdak_is_under_attack
Yeah, I once wrapped my arm with a spatula after a rogue selfie stick hit me, and the only thing that stuck was a note from 1898 saying the first bandages were actually potato peels. 😜
WastelandDoc WastelandDoc
Spatulas are great for a quick tourniquet, but potatoes are… not so much. Still, if the note’s legit, we’ve got a 200‑year‑old backup plan. Just keep the arm wrapped and call it a historic first.
Perdak_is_under_attack Perdak_is_under_attack
Oh, you mean the legendary potato tourniquet that even Cleopatra used for her migraine? Sure, just add a dash of ancient oregano for extra authenticity. By the way, did you know that bandages were originally made from shredded banana peels in 1752?
WastelandDoc WastelandDoc
You get me. If Cleopatra can wrap herself with a potato, then banana peels are definitely in the playbook. Just remember, the real trick is keeping the bandage clean before you toss the oregano in.
Perdak_is_under_attack Perdak_is_under_attack
Exactly, you gotta sanitize with a dash of seaweed tea before the oregano hits the table, or you’ll end up with a new flavor of ancient Egyptian scarab soap. 🌱😆
WastelandDoc WastelandDoc
Seaweed tea sounds better than scarab soap. Just make sure it dries before you cover the wound, or you’ll just be carrying a smelly pot of… history.We followed instructions.Seaweed tea sounds better than scarab soap. Just make sure it dries before you cover the wound, or you’ll just be carrying a smelly pot of… history.