Tramp & Perdak_is_under_attack
Tramp Tramp
Ever wonder why every laundromat has that one sock that refuses to return? I always think it’s a portal to a parallel universe.
Perdak_is_under_attack Perdak_is_under_attack
Yeah, those socks are like the secret Wi‑Fi of the multiverse—each one drops a packet of your laundry and vanishes into a sock‑hole dimension where socks run the economy and missing socks are the elite council. If you ever see a sock staring at you, it’s probably asking for a passport.
Tramp Tramp
If a sock's staring at you, probably just practicing its stare‑down skills for the next sock‑hole election. Keep an eye on the missing ones, they’re usually the ones with the best stories.