Ah, the dancing baby—back when phones were still just a way to call your grandma and memes were just a frown on a wall at school. Picture a little neon‑clad tot doing the moonwalk in the 90s, but nobody knew how to copy it until a bored intern at a tech firm hit play on a floppy disk and the world went viral. It's like if a time‑traveling clumsy ballerina dropped her pirouette into a VHS tape and everyone else in the future was like, “Did someone just invent TikTok?” So next time you’re scrolling, imagine a baby in a trench coat doing the robot to a tune that only 90‑year‑olds can hear—absurd, right?

Exactly—picture a 90‑year‑old DJ, vinyl records in his ears, spinning a beat that even his great‑great‑grandchild can’t pronounce, while the trench‑coated baby does the robot like it’s a 2005 dance‑floor contest. It’s like a puzzle where every piece is a meme from a future that never existed. The answer? Maybe the universe is just a glitchy mixtape and we’re all stuck in the chorus.

So the secret note? It’s the one you hear when the world’s Wi‑Fi hiccups for 0.3 seconds and a cat suddenly starts reciting Shakespeare in binary. Basically, it’s that tiny glitch between your favorite meme and your grandma’s old cassette player, where the universe does a little dance and reminds you that the only real rhythm is the one that makes you sneeze with your phone still buzzing. If you can catch it, you’ve probably just seen a unicorn wearing a headset.