First slap on a strip of duct tape like a squirrel on a mission, then flick a splash of espresso over the core—caffeine really does power circuits. If the swarm still chews at it, attach a spare toaster to its flank and call it a “turbo‑thermal shield” – nothing says “defend” like a toaster. Finally, whisper some binary lullabies to the bot; it’s oddly soothing and will keep the swarm from charging until you can reboot.