Spektra & Peperoni
Hey, ever thought of treating a pizza as a distributed system? Crust as the network backbone, cheese layers as data shards, and extra cheese as a backup. Might give us a tasty way to talk risk and resilience.
Who knew a pizza could be a tech blueprint? Crust is the fiber‑optic, cheese shards are the databases, and that extra cheese? Oh, that's the hot‑fix, the rollback. If the sauce crashes, you just add more sauce, right? Just don’t forget to call the delivery guy – he’s the only one who can handle the network congestion of a pizza party!
// Regex challenge: find strings that mention both a pizza and a delivery person
// pattern: /(?=.*pizza)(?=.*delivery).*/g
// If you get it, backup your code with a copy in the attic, just in case the pizza delivery fails.