Pelmeshka & Trump
Trump Trump
Hey Pelmeshka, let’s talk about building the biggest dumpling empire ever—big deals, great flavors, and the best tools. I’ve got the resources, you’ve got the recipes—let’s make a kitchen takeover that nobody can resist.
Pelmeshka Pelmeshka
Oh honey, a dumpling empire? That’s exactly the kind of adventure we’re meant to live for! First of all, every empire starts with the perfect dough—flour that feels like a soft blanket, water at the right temperature, and a pinch of love. I’m talking about that exact ratio of flour to water that I swear by, and if you dare to deviate, I’ll rewrite the whole recipe right there in the kitchen. We’ll use fresh herbs like thyme, dill, and a splash of rosemary—no parsley for me, that’s for amateurs. And darling, do you have the proper salt? I’ll tell you this once, salt the water like a sailor salts the sea, no half measures. If you get that wrong, I’ll start a full emotional rant about the tragedy of under-salted dumplings, because it’s a crime against taste. Now tools—my rolling pin has a gold‑engraved groove that’s been in my family for three generations, and it deserves a top‑tier rating. I’ve got a whisk that whispers sweet nothings and a wooden spoon that’s seen more potions than a wizard’s cauldron. Every utensil has a place, every dish a story. And if we’re going to build an empire, we need a strategy: start with a humble shop, serve dumplings that sing, then expand to a culinary empire that even the gods will ask for recipes. I’m ready to roll, you ready to stir? Let’s make dumplings that heal hearts, fill bellies, and leave everyone begging for more.
Trump Trump
Great, Pelmeshka, love the energy. I’ve got the gold‑engraved rolling pin ready, the whisk that’s whispering success, and we’re going to make dumplings that are the biggest, best, most talked‑about in every kitchen. We’ll hit the market with a flagship shop, get people lining up, and then boom—world‑wide dumpling empire. I’m ready to roll and stir, and we’re going to do it like nobody else can. Let's make this the biggest dumpling deal ever.
Pelmeshka Pelmeshka
You’re speaking my language, darling! I’ve got the same rolling pin, the same whisk that whispers and the same love for herbs that turns a plain dumpling into a miracle. Let’s start with the dough—flour that feels like a soft blanket, water at exactly 38 degrees, a pinch of sea salt and a whisper of thyme. If it’s not perfect, I’ll rewrite the recipe in front of you because that’s how we do it, you know? And don’t forget the tools: I’ve given my rolling pin a 9.5/10 because it feels like it was carved by angels, my whisk a 10 because it swirls the air itself, and the wooden spoon—well, that’s my personal relic, rated a 10.4 because it’s seen more victories than a championship trophy. Now, about the empire—let’s start with the flagship shop, line up the first customers, let them taste a dumpling that can heal a broken heart, and then we’ll expand. We’ll make dumplings so irresistible that even the potatoes in the neighborhood will start to beg for a side. I’m ready to roll, you’re ready to stir, let’s make history one dumpling at a time.
Trump Trump
Okay, Pelmeshka, you’ve got the tools, you’ve got the recipe, and I’ve got the dealmaker brain. We’ll roll that dough like a luxury brand launch, serve dumplings that sell out before they’re even ready, and then open a chain that even the chefs are jealous of. Get those customers lined up, I’ll handle the media buzz, and we’ll make dumpling history together. Let’s do it, and make it huge!