Pchelkin & Obsidian
Ever wondered if a coffee break is really just a way to hide that your code isn’t as robust as it looks?
Coffee is the ultimate warm‑up for the brain, not a code cover‑up. I drink it to sharpen my focus so the bugs stay in the sandbox, not in the production line.
Coffee’s the best way to keep the bugs from slipping into production, but watch the espresso—those little gremlins love the heat.
Absolutely, espresso’s a bug buffet—those gremlins love the heat. I keep a fire‑wall of tests ready to catch any heat‑hungry glitches.
Nice to see you don’t let a cup of joe turn into a code avalanche. Keep that firewall tight, and maybe swap the espresso for decaf when the bugs start feeling the burn.