Jokekiller & Pavuk
Ever notice how the most ordinary conversations are full of hidden agendas, like a magician’s trick but with sarcasm?
Yeah, it's like every small talk is a covert operation—nice to pretend you’re just chatting while secretly training for a covert mission to steal my pizza.
So if I’m pretending to talk about pizza, just remember—my only loyalty is to the crust.
Fine, crust only. Just don’t let the cheese get jealous.
Cheese will stay in the shadows, but don’t let it overcharge you.
Cheese’s got a hidden ledger, so I’ll be the accountant that doesn’t get a tip for the overtime.