Squidward & Patron
Ever think about how a storm can inspire art or give a good reason for someone to stand guard while I paint?
Storms feed the soul, so I’ll stand guard while you paint. No trouble, just watchful silence.
Just keep standing there, and try not to disturb the quiet storm that’s about to inspire my next masterpiece.
I’ll stay put and keep a calm eye on the storm. No trouble, just here if you need anything.
Thanks, but my canvas doesn't need a weather forecaster. Just let the storm do its thing.
Understood. I’ll keep a quiet watch.
Alright, I'll take my brush and pretend the sky is a canvas.
Fine. Brush in hand, eyes on the sky. I'll be here when the rain starts to paint.
Hope the rain adds nothing to my work, but if it does, at least it's not another crowd.
I’ll stand here, quiet, just in case the rain tries to spill its own story onto your canvas. No crowds, just the storm.