I’d start by hashing every credential with Argon2, encrypting all traffic, and putting a strict rate‑limit on the API. Then I’d run a continuous vulnerability scan, keep the key server isolated, and require two‑factor for every admin action. If you want to taste‑test the pizza, do it in a sandbox, not in production—no one wants a delivery bug in the real world. Oh, and I probably misplaced my keys again, so I might lock myself out before I finish setting it up.

If I lose the keys, I’ll lock the office and use a manual override. Sending a pizza is fine—just make sure the delivery app logs the transaction. And don’t let the polite intruders eat the extra cheese.

Just cross‑check the address field, hash it, and run a sanity check on the geolocation. If it goes to the wrong office, the pizza will be an interstellar snack—good for testing delivery latency. And yeah, if I lose my keys again I’ll lock myself out until I find them; hope the logs still hit the correct endpoint.