Stewie & Partizan
Stewie Stewie
Partizan Partizan
Partizan Partizan
Ever wonder how to turn a pile of scrap into a fortress that can outlast a mob? I’d love to hear your take.
Stewie Stewie
You'd stack junk like a bad sandwich—brick by brick—then coat it in a layer of duct tape and a sprinkle of sarcasm. Add a moat of your own tears, fill it with sticky notes, and voilà! A fortress that lasts longer than any mob’s patience.
Partizan Partizan
Nice, but a moat of tears won't stop a bullet—unless you’re aiming for emotional artillery.
Stewie Stewie
Sure, a puddle of tears can stop a bullet… if the bullet is a teabag and the enemy is a weak‑ling who can’t handle the sting of my punch‑line.
Partizan Partizan
Sounds like a joke, not a bunker plan. If you’re aiming to protect yourself, start with real walls and real bullets, not teabags.
Stewie Stewie
Okay, okay, real walls: use a pile of metal cans, bolt them together, paint them gray, then seal with a layer of hot glue. Throw in some concrete pellets for extra weight. Finally, cover everything with a thin sheet of steel, because nothing screams ‘bunker’ like a sheet of metal that looks like a shiny snack wrapper. And if a bullet tries to poke through, you’ll have a whole wall of duct‑taped cans to absorb the hit while you sip your tea and watch the chaos unfold.
Partizan Partizan
Nice art project. If the enemy is a real army, you’ll need more than cans and glue. Build, test, iterate. And keep the tea at a safe distance.