I’ve been tracking a vault in a distant country that supposedly holds a limited 1970s soul LP—something even the collectors’ guild hasn't cracked. Want to hear the plan for getting it out?

First, map the vault’s security grid: cameras on every wall, motion sensors along the floor, and a biometric lock that only opens on a specific DNA profile. 1. Obtain a duplicate keycard from a guard’s shift‑change shift—steal it in the back alley, keep it dry. 2. In the middle of the night, use a low‑profile entry point—an unused service hatch that the maintenance crew ignores. 3. Walk the perimeter inside the vault: the sensors are motion‑sensitive but have a 10‑second delay. Stay within the “no‑walk” zone between the red lights and the sensor array, just enough to trigger the delay and keep the system unaware. 4. Once at the shelf, locate the LP. Use a small, 10‑gram plastic extraction tool to avoid touching the vinyl’s surface. Slip it into a pre‑prepared insulated case that absorbs the heat of the vault’s refrigeration unit. 5. Exit through the same hatch, then switch the keycard to the maintenance crew’s schedule and slip out with a smuggler’s pack—no trace, no time wasted. Stick to the steps, keep your movements silent, and the LP is in your hands.