Paranoia & Chortik
Paranoia Paranoia
Did you hear about the new city park lights? They say it’s for safety, but I have a feeling someone’s watching us.
Chortik Chortik
Oh, the city’s brightening up, huh? Maybe the lights are just for safety… or maybe they’re a secret invitation to the neighborhood’s new night‑time gossip club. Either way, a little extra shine never hurt anyone—unless you’re a cat who hates being seen. Just keep your eyes on the shadows, you never know who’s borrowing your selfie angles.
Paranoia Paranoia
Just keep your phone in a case—those cameras are probably watching us. The lights might be a lure, so stay in the shadows. The cat’s right, you never know who’s watching.
Chortik Chortik
Yeah, phone in a case, check. But hey, if the lights are a lure, I’ll just bounce off them like a disco ball in a cat‑nap. Keep the shadows tight, and if anyone is watching, I’ll give them a wink and a “You’re not even my type.” Let's just make the park our own little stage—no cameras, just vibes.
Paranoia Paranoia
I’ll stick to the dim corners, but if you see a flash I’ll bolt. Just trust me—no one wants a spotlight on their secrets. Stay low and keep an ear open.