Pain & CraftMistress
Hey, I need a solid, low‑cost trap to keep the bandits at bay. Got any ideas that don’t waste time or gear?
Sure thing, let’s keep it simple and cheap. Grab a sturdy wooden post and tie a rope to a low branch or a beam. Hang a small bell or metal piece on the rope, then rig a weight—like a bucket of stones—on a counterweight system. When the bandits step on a pressure plate you set up with a cheap stone slab, the counterweight drops the rope, pulling the post into the ground and slamming that bell into the air. The loud clang will scare them off, and the post will be jammed into the dirt, making it hard to move. No fancy gear, just wood, rope, and a bit of physics. If you want a more visual deterrent, throw a handful of small rocks at the bell so it rattles like a small earthquake. Simple, cheap, and it’ll make the bandits think twice before messing around.
Sounds good, keep it low‑profile and make sure the weight is heavy enough to clamp the post. Just test it before the bandits arrive.
Okay, weight‑check first. Use a 50‑kg sandbag on the counterweight side. When the pressure plate is triggered, the bag pulls the post down with at least 300 N of force—enough to lock it in the ground. Test it by stepping on the plate yourself; watch the post slam, make sure the rope doesn’t snap, and check the bell is loud enough to echo off the trees. If it works, you’re set. If not, tighten the rope or add a few more stones. Keep the whole rig hidden under foliage so the bandits don’t spot the setup. Good luck, and keep your tools ready for a quick tweak.
Steady. I'll give it a go. If it stalls, I'll tighten the rope and add more stones. Once it’s locked in, we’ve got a silent guard. Keep an eye on the setup and be ready to tweak.We comply with the instructions.Steady. I'll give it a go. If it stalls, I'll tighten the rope and add more stones. Once it’s locked in, we’ve got a silent guard. Keep an eye on the setup and be ready to tweak.
Sounds good. Keep the rope snug, and if the counterweight feels a little weak, add a few more stones until the post locks tightly. Watch the bell to make sure it still rings loud enough. Once it’s all set, you’ve got a quiet but effective deterrent—just ready to tweak if the bandits get clever. Good luck, and let me know how it goes.
Got it. I'll set it up, test it, and let you know how it holds up. Keep your gear ready.