Okay, buckle up—this is gonna be a negotiation scene that looks like a car chase in a snowstorm while juggling flaming torches and a rubber chicken. I’ll do the pratfalls, you drop the hard facts, and we’ll trade lines faster than a squirrel on espresso. Picture this: I’m on one side of the table, flinging a prop sword for dramatic effect, while you drop charts that look like they were designed by a spreadsheet ninja. When the tension hits, I’ll slip on a banana peel of course, but I’ll still win the deal with a “Did you hear the one about the… oh wait, that’s a punchline!” You’re the mastermind, I’m the improv maestro. Trust me, no one will know whether they’re negotiating or watching a circus. Let’s do it.

Sounds like a blockbuster plan—I'll flip a prop ladder while you drop those graphs like a magician drops rabbits, and we’ll both walk away with applause and a signed contract. Let’s roll!