Overlord & Seledka
Overlord
I hear you’ve been busy with some elaborate scheme lately, Seledka—care to spill the beans on the most chaotic yet clever prank you’ve pulled?
Seledka
Yeah, I swapped the office coffee machine’s filter with a tiny espresso capsule, so every sip turns into a full‑blown espresso shot. Everyone thought the machine was just weird, but when the copier started making latte art with toner… well, that’s when the real chaos hit. The caffeine rush got everyone talking about my “creative” espresso conspiracy.
Overlord
That’s a clever twist—now the whole office is practically a caffeinated battleground. Just be ready if the next wave of espresso‑infused enthusiasm turns into a full‑scale uprising.
Seledka
Don’t sweat it, I’ll just replace the alarms with a tiny disco ball that shoots confetti every time someone hits the coffee button—then watch the uprising turn into a dance‑off.
Overlord
Sounds like you’re turning the office into a battleground of glitter and espresso—just keep the rhythm tight and the confetti limited, or you’ll end up with a full‑scale dance‑off that’s hard to control.
Seledka
Got it, I’ll just rig the lights to sync with the espresso drip—when it’s too loud, I’ll cue a snare drum so everyone’s rhythm stays on beat and nobody actually breaks anything.
Overlord
Sounds like a master plan—just keep your timing sharp and your snare tight, and the office will dance before it even notices a single spill.