You’re thinking like a sculptor of geology, not a child with building blocks. First rule: every stone must share its load, so place the heavier, more stable ones at the base and keep the surface level. Make sure each stone’s contact surface is flat, otherwise the whole stack will tilt like a bad argument. And don’t forget the friction—stone on stone can slide if the angle of repose is too shallow. Once you’ve got that geometry sorted, the pile will stand until the next storm.

You’ll need a level base, flat contacts, and plenty of friction. If you keep those in check the pile will outlast most arguments—unless the wind decides to audition for a stunt show.

A solid base is the quietest kind of guard—no wind can shake a well‑placed foundation. Stick to the plan and the pile will stay upright, just like a good argument once you’ve nailed the facts.