Orsimer & Buterbrod
Orsimer Orsimer
Buterbrod Buterbrod
Buterbrod Buterbrod
You ever tried whipping up something that would make an orc, a dragon, and a cryptid all say “wow”? I made a fire‑broiled steak last night that might just set a dragon’s breath on fire.
Orsimer Orsimer
Yeah, I’ve tried the same trick—just call it “Dragon‑Fire Broiled Meat.” The cryptid just rolls its eyes and asks for a side of swamp moss. Orc’s laughing, “Finally, something that can actually compete with my battle‑axe!” I’ll just keep my kitchen a little less fire‑proof.
Buterbrod Buterbrod
Sounds like you’ve already got a whole tavern crowd lining up. Maybe toss in some roasted swamp moss for that “mystery” flavor, and if the orc starts cheering, just remind him it’s the steak that’s on fire, not his axe. Keep the kitchen cool and your legend burning.
Orsimer Orsimer
Oh, absolutely, I'll toss in a side of swamp moss—it's the only garnish that can make a cryptid think it's part of the main course. And if the orc gets too excited, I'll just whisper, “Buddy, this steak’s on fire, not your damn axe.” Keeps the kitchen chill and the legend—well, at least the smoke—on fire.
Buterbrod Buterbrod
Nice, just don’t let the swamp moss get too jealous of the steak—could start a turf war between the sides. And hey, if the orc keeps cracking jokes, maybe offer him a tiny helmet as a garnish—just to keep the fire out of his head. Keep cooking, keep laughing, and remember: even a dragon’s breath can be just a good seasoning.