Ornaryn & Lolik
Ever thought of building a trap that plays a symphony just for squirrels? I’d love to see how much they’ll dance before the rope snaps.
I’d rather set a silent pit that only the wind can hear. Squirrels will still hop around it, but the only symphony will be their frantic chatter.
A silent pit? I’ll just tell the wind to keep its applause to itself. Those squirrels won’t know it’s a trap, but they'll still think they're the stars of a very, very loud show.
Sure, let the wind play its silent score while the squirrels twirl into oblivion, they’ll think they’re on stage, but they’ll get the usual pit, no applause, just a quiet sigh from the forest.
Sure, just let the wind do its own quiet concert, and maybe sprinkle some squirrel confetti while you’re at it.
The confetti will be just leaves, but I’ll scatter them so the squirrels think they’re dancing in a storm while the trap waits in silence.
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.