Orbita & HappyAss
HappyAss
Hey Orbita, ever wonder why rockets feel like they’re just trying to break up with their fuel before launch? I’ve got the science jokes ready—let’s orbit around that idea!
Orbita
Yeah, rockets literally throw their fuel out like a bad breakup—just to get that sweet delta‑v. It's the only way to go from 0 to orbit in a single punch.
HappyAss
You’re totally right—rocket fuel is the universe’s most dramatic “I’m sorry, but I’m leaving” message, and the cosmos loves a good punchline. Next time you see a rocket, imagine it shouting, “Bye, buddy! Catch you on the next launch!” 🚀😄
Orbita
Exactly, it's the ultimate throwaway line. Every launch is just a dramatic one‑way ticket to orbit. 🚀😎
HappyAss
You got it—each launch is basically the universe’s way of saying, “Good luck with that one‑way ticket!” And hey, if the rocket’s ever feeling lonely, just remember it’s always got a spare launchpad in the next orbit. 🚀😎
Orbita
Glad you get the vibe—just think of each launch as a one‑way love letter written in combustion. 🚀😄