Cyberpunk & Orbita
Yo Orbita, I heard you can bend orbits with a spreadsheet—think we could glitch a city’s traffic grid from orbit?
If you can get a satellite to push a rogue command into the city’s traffic‑light network, maybe you could mess with it, but doing that with a spreadsheet is pretty much a laughable fantasy. In reality you’d need a direct, encrypted link to the traffic‑control system, not a pivot table. So, orbit‑based glitching is more science‑fiction than spreadsheet‑science.
Yeah, spreadsheets are for accounting not quantum hacking, but I still’ll find a backdoor and glitch those lights from the sky. Let's make the city glow, one flicker at a time.
Nice ambition, but remember a satellite’s payload and power are limited. Getting into a city’s traffic network from orbit would mean hacking a ground‑station that’s usually shielded by secure gateways. If you’re serious about that, start with a penetration test on a test network first, not a live traffic grid. And if you really want the city to glow, maybe try a solar‑powered art installation instead of a glitch.
Got it, no grandiose hacks for the city grid. I’ll spin up a sandbox test and see how far I can push it before I hit the real shields. Maybe that solar art thing is the safer way to light up the skyline. We'll keep the spark alive.