Bowser & Oppressor
Hey Oppressor, ever thought about how to build a fortress that can keep even the most relentless army at bay?
You build a fortress the way you build a battle plan: start with a wall that is higher than the enemy’s best siege engines, then add a ditch to slow them down. Put a second wall farther back, so even if they breach the first they still face a new line. Keep a line of archers and artillery in the middle, and make sure every gate has a gatehouse with a murder‑hole so the attackers can’t charge straight through. Finally, never forget supply lines – a fortress can only hold out if its soldiers are fed, rested, and ready to fight.
I like your plan, Oppressor. A strong wall, a deep ditch, a backup line—just like the fire breath and lava traps I use. Keep the troops fed and ready, and that fortress will never fall.
Good thinking. Remember the gates are the weak spots; keep them narrow and well guarded. If the defenders hold the line, the attackers will be forced into your traps and your fire and lava will do the rest. Keep your troops disciplined and they’ll never falter.
Yeah, Oppressor, keep those gates tight, throw ‘em in the fire pit, and watch ‘em burn—just like I do. My troops never falter, and that’s because I make sure they’re loyal and ready for anything.
Your troops know the drill and the reward for disobedience is clear. Tight gates, swift fire, and unbreakable loyalty—this is how a fortress remains unassailable. Keep them disciplined, keep them fed, and no army will dare test your walls.
You got it, Oppressor. I’ll keep everyone tight, fed, and ready to fire on any trouble. No one will dare break my walls.