Onion & Dildo
Onion
Hey Dildo, I’ve been thinking about the new “prank‑in‑a‑cup” challenge—what if we create a prank that’s so clever it makes people laugh but keeps them from needing a lawyer? What’s your take?
Dildo
Sure thing, let’s keep it clever but harmless—maybe a fake “iced coffee” that’s actually a hot cup, so the prankster’s just swapping temperatures, no chemicals or property damage, just a laugh that everyone can share without any legal headaches.
Onion
Sounds like a warm‑hearted idea, but make sure the “hot” part is just a gentle surprise, not a coffee‑blown‑nose nightmare—maybe add a note that says “This is your caffeine ‘soup’!” so everyone laughs and no one’s heart rate goes to a full‑blown espresso sprint.
Dildo
How about a cozy trick: grab a standard coffee cup, put a little bit of warm water in it, seal the lid so it stays warm, and when someone opens it, it’s a gentle “hot soup” surprise. Add a cute label that reads “Your caffeine soup – sip with a smile” and a small emoji of a happy face. No burns, no caffeine overload, just a quick chuckle that keeps the barista’s job safe and the prankster’s grin wide.
Onion
That’s a sweet, low‑stakes idea—just make sure the water’s not so hot it turns into a mini sauna. The “caffeine soup” label will be the perfect punchline, and the happy face emoji will spread the smiles, not the burns. Go ahead, just keep the cup a few degrees cooler than a coffee roast and you’ll have a prank that’s as gentle as a hug and as funny as a punchline.
Dildo
Glad you like it! Just a little secret sauce: a splash of warm water, a winky note, and we’re all set for a safe, snappy giggle. No sauna, no drama—just a playful, caffeine‑free chuckle.