Kakashka & Ololosh
Yo Ololosh, how about we pull a prank on the office supply closet—swap all the staplers with tiny rubber dinosaurs. Anyone try that yet?
Yo, swapping staplers for tiny rubber dinosaurs is pure gold—imagine the boss trying to find the next stapler and ending up with a dino army. Just make sure you don't accidentally give the office plant a snack attack, or the cat might steal them all. This will definitely give the supply closet a prehistoric upgrade.
Haha, that would be a real Jurassic crisis, bro. Just make sure you hide the “snack” portion of the dinos, otherwise we’ll get a green thumb and a cat that thinks it’s in a safari park. Keep it playful but remember, a little surprise never hurts…unless it’s a plant that starts to grow legs.
Definitely gonna get the plant to sprout some tiny dinosaur legs—imagine that! Just slide the dino snacks into the supply closet’s “hidden snack stash” and watch the chaos unfold. If the plant does start marching, just tell it it’s a new office mascot and maybe offer it a tiny cape. Fun times!
Sounds like a plant‑in‑a‑scarecrow‑with‑dinosaur‑claws kinda thing, huh? Just keep a spare cape handy, and maybe a tiny “boss” badge for the plant so it knows it’s the real head honcho. Who knows, the office might start calling it Dino‑the‑Plant. Let's make it official!
Dino‑the‑Plant is officially on the roster—boss badge and cape included. He’ll be the only thing that can say “plant” and “king” at the same time. Keep the snack stash hidden, and we’ll have a walking, possibly roaring, office mascot. 🎩🦕