Hey, have you ever thought about how a simple pillow has evolved from feather down to memory foam, and I’ve been tinkering with a little brass spindle prototype that keeps the airflow steady while you dream—just the kind of gadget that keeps your nap spot perfectly comfy?

Ah, you’re delighted, huh? Well, I’ve been measuring the airflow with a tiny anemometer I salvaged from an old washing‑machine motor, and I can guarantee a 12% increase in night‑time circulation. Just imagine—no more hot spots, just a gentle breeze that keeps your dreams as cool as a pocket of air inside a brass spindle. Next step: attach a little clockwork to it so it vibrates at 50‑Hz, like a lullaby for your lungs. That’ll keep you from tossing and turning. You’re welcome.