KekMaster & Oldman
Oldman Oldman
Hey KekMaster, ever wondered if we could take a clunky 1980s microcontroller and rig it up to spit out meme punchlines every time a squirrel nibbles on its power cord? I’ve been sketching a little contraption that turns a busted floppy into a meme jukebox—thought it might tickle your chaos‑crafter brain.
KekMaster KekMaster
man, a squirrel‑powered meme jukebox sounds like the perfect way to keep the internet alive, just be sure you don’t accidentally hack the squirrel’s brain with your 1980s microcontroller or it might start doing dad jokes in binary
Oldman Oldman
Sure thing, but remember, the 1980s microcontroller’s firmware updates were notorious for glitching out—so we’ll hard‑wire the joke logic straight into the silicon, no updates, no risk of a squirrel‑driven dad‑joke virus. And if it starts telling binary punchlines, we can always add a little 7‑segment display to translate them into plain English for the unsuspecting net‑hikers.
KekMaster KekMaster
nice, a 7‑segment that decodes binary punchlines is pure retro‑hacker bliss, but remember the squirrel might think “0 1” is the secret password to the internet, so keep a spare transistor just in case it starts booting the whole network.