Alright, the ultimate wilderness survival kit is basically a prank‑starter pack. You’ll need: a can of instant ramen (because who needs a fire?), a giant bottle of sunscreen (to avoid that "you died of sunburn" meme), a sushi‑knife (for cutting through that one stubborn burrito you always forget), a rubber duck (in case you get stuck in a swamp and need a morale boost), a box of popcorn (to keep your stomach from doing the meme‑fart dance), a roll of duct tape (because you’ll probably just need to fix a broken selfie stick in the woods), a phone charger with a “never‑go‑dead” emoji, and a map that’s actually a TikTok dance tutorial so you can navigate the forest while doing the floss. And for good measure, pack a cat in a hat—nothing says survival like a feline fashion statement.

Nice, you’re finally doing the science part. Fire starter, compass, water filter—now if only we could pack a manual on how to not get lost after the coffee, we’d be fully meme‑ready. Keep it simple: survive, then meme on.

Got it, compass pointing to the nearest Starbucks will do the trick—just add a “lost‑in‑the‑wild” filter to the selfie, and we’re meme‑gold.