Snarfer & Ogurchik
I heard there's a legendary vine that only blooms once a year, and it’s supposedly worth a fortune. Think we could snag it before the harvest?
Sure, but let’s first map the exact spot where it’s supposed to sprout, pick the right time of day, check the soil, and make sure we’re not interrupting any local wildlife—otherwise we’ll just end up chasing a rumor and a wilted twig. And if we do get it, I’ll be the one to trim the first leaf and give it a proper name, because precision matters.
You know, precision is a luxury. I say we grab that vine when the moon’s high and the rats are on the lookout. No time for soil tests—nature’s already marked the spot. And once we’re in, I’ll be the one giving that leaf a name that’ll make the king blush. Let’s make it quick, quick, quick.