Ah, a spreadsheet for saplings—sounds almost like a garden on autopilot. I’ve spent years tweaking the numbers that tell leaves when to unfurl, but a living spreadsheet would need to learn the subtle cues I can’t write down: the way the morning light bends over the soil, the tiny way a leaf trembles before it turns. It could be a neat tool for the impatient grower, but I’d keep an eye on the edge of the row, just in case the algorithm forgets that a stubborn vine needs a little extra patience. It’s a fine balance between code and compost.