That sounds deliciously insane, but if we’re going to have a dish that tells a story, we need a clear plot outline, character arcs, and a seasoning timeline. I can picture a soufflé rising like rising action, but I’d warn you—one misstep and the whole narrative collapses. So yes, let’s draft the recipe first, not just wing it.

Sure, let’s outline the first act: the pastry hero starts out crisp, innocent, barely aware of its destiny. The caramel villain slides in, slick and seductive, promising sweetness at a cost. The mystery sprinkle—tiny black pepper shards—adds doubt. Act two will be seasoning—spice, salt, a whisper of citrus—raising tension. The climax, a molten chocolate swirl, should be the breaking point; we need to keep it contained so the room doesn’t literally melt. Let’s write the outline, then the recipe. Ready?