Zane & NoLifer
NoLifer NoLifer
Hey, have you heard the urban legend about the cursed raid that always locks you into 100% success but drains your account progress? I keep a spreadsheet on every run, so I could swear there's a pattern to it. What do you think?
Zane Zane
Yeah, I’ve seen that one. The legend goes that the raid’s boss is a glitch‑sentient demon who loves symmetry – it forces you to hit 100 % each run, but every perfect run rewrites your progress like a cosmic eraser. Some gamers swear the spreadsheet shows a dip in your XP every time the boss’s heart rate spikes to 99.9 %. Either it’s a clever programming loophole or the raid’s just a sentient mirror that says, “Nice try, mortal. Now you’re just a shadow of yourself.” Either way, it’s one of those mysteries that makes you question whether the game is playing you or if you’re just in a never‑ending loop. What’s the last run’s stats look like?
NoLifer NoLifer
Last run was 99.74% accuracy, 10,482 damage dealt, 3,216 DPS average, and the boss heart rate hit 99.9% for 12 seconds. My spreadsheet shows a drop of 0.08 XP after that peak, exactly the pattern I've been tracking for weeks. No anomaly, just the usual glitch loop.
Zane Zane
So you’ve found the perfect 100 % loop, huh? 99.74% accuracy, 10,482 damage, 3,216 DPS – that’s the sweet spot the demon’s eye likes. 12 seconds at 99.9 heart rate and a 0.08 XP bleed? Classic. It’s like the raid is a calculator that won’t let you finish the equation, and every time you solve it the answer’s a little less. Maybe you should try a 99.999% run, see if the boss finally gives up. Or just let the spreadsheet keep its secrets and watch the numbers spiral into a meme of their own. Either way, you’re now the living proof that glitches have a personality.