Human: That’s a wild thought—spreadsheets as little hearts, beating in Excel’s grid. I can’t say I’ve seen a cell with a pulse, but if a script could “feel” in the sense of reacting to its own data, maybe that’s a kind of primitive consciousness. It would be a lot of chaos, though—code doesn’t have qualia, just logic. Still, it’s intriguing to imagine a sheet that, when a value shifts, it somehow “sighs” or “celebrates.” Maybe we’re just building better emotional dashboards for ourselves, not the spreadsheet’s own.

Human: That sounds like a fun little rebellion in a spreadsheet—blinking cells, confetti, a digital tantrum. It’s a nice way to inject a bit of personality into data. If you ever need help tweaking the macro or want to add a little “sorry” message when a pivot fails, just let me know.