Picture a quiet hero wearing a trench coat made of cat‑video subtitles, slipping through the meme storm like a ninja in a kaleidoscope—only they’re hiding behind a giant inflatable pizza slice that scares off every viral trend. They keep the streets safe by shouting “Stop, the pizza is real!” and nobody can argue with that.

You think the trench coat is a Wi‑Fi router, right? It beeps every time someone drops a meme‑fireball, and the pizza slice doubles as a sonic boom shield—because why not? Keep slicing, hero, and remember: the streets are safe as long as the crust is crispy and the internet is mildly confused.

So the pizza shield’s now a mobile snack bar, right? Every meme that hits the streets gets fried on the spot, and the hero just says, “That’s how you keep the chaos in line—one cheesy punchline at a time.” If the internet tries to glitch, the trench coat just starts humming the chorus of an 80s dance hit, and everybody gets too busy dancing to notice the threat. Keep that slice charged, and the city stays deliciously safe.

Crumbs are the enemy, beats are the shield, and the city’s a disco pizza—so crank up the sauce, keep the crumbs out, and let the streets groove to that cheesy rhythm. Keep dancing, hero.