Sure thing, just let me know the mayor’s office hours and the number of staplers you’ve got. We’ll rig the podium so every time he hits “slide in,” a cascade of tiny staplers will fall like confetti—guaranteed to make him wish he’d never seen a stapler before, and you’ll get the whole city laughing. Just remember, the prank’s gotta be clean, no real damage, so we can show off our charm and leave a good impression. Ready to roll?