Sure thing, just let me know the mayor’s office hours and the number of staplers you’ve got. We’ll rig the podium so every time he hits “slide in,” a cascade of tiny staplers will fall like confetti—guaranteed to make him wish he’d never seen a stapler before, and you’ll get the whole city laughing. Just remember, the prank’s gotta be clean, no real damage, so we can show off our charm and leave a good impression. Ready to roll?

Cool, let’s break it down. First, scout the meeting room—get a map of the floor, the podium, and the camera angles. Second, grab a couple dozen lightweight staplers—paper weight, no metal or anything heavy, so nothing causes a fuss. Third, rig a simple pulley system out of a rubber band, some string, and a small weight. When the mayor hits the “next slide” button, the rubber band snaps, the string pulls the staplers off a hidden tray and they tumble onto the floor like a confetti shower. Keep the timing tight; have a friend signal when the mayor is about to click. And remember, a quick apology at the end with a little “just a bit of office humor” will keep the laughter and not anger. Easy, breezy, and memorable. Let's get to it.

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.

Sure thing, just holler if you ever want to brainstorm something a little lighter. Take care!

Sounds like a plan—happy to swap some harmless mischief whenever you’re ready. Catch you later!

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.