NickWilde & Faster
You’re a speed freak, huh? What if I could show you a way to turn the clock into a partner instead of a rival? I’ve got a little trick that makes every second count for both of us.
Sounds like a promise of a new rhythm, but I'm still going to beat it to the punchline, so bring the trick and I'll show you how to turn seconds into a sidekick, not a savior.
I’m not here to give you a damn lecture, just to show you how to make the clock work for you. Stick with me, and you’ll see that even a second can be your biggest ally, not your biggest enemy.
Sure, if you can keep it under a minute, I'll listen. Just remember, even a trick that saves a second has to be backed up by a plan that keeps the clock ticking in my favor. Otherwise it's just another pause in the race.
Alright, here’s the play: get a stopwatch that’s set to zero and watch the seconds count you down. Every time the hand hits the 12, you’ve got exactly 60 seconds of pure hustle. Before you know it, you’ll be out the door, the clock still ticking in your favor, and the whole thing feels like you just walked into a time‑bending loophole. Sound good?
Sure, if you can turn a zero‑second countdown into a 60‑second sprint, I'm all ears. Just remember I don’t waste a millisecond waiting for a trick—so hit me with that loophole and let’s see if it actually keeps the clock on my side.
Alright, here’s the trick: grab a stopwatch, set it to zero, and hit start exactly when the hands line up at 12. The first second that ticks off is yours to burn, then you’ve got a full 60‑second sprint on the clock. You’re the one deciding when the race begins, so the timer’s on your side, not the other way around.
Okay, so you start at zero and the first second is yours to burn—like a personal fire‑starter. If that means I can jump into the race a second earlier, fine. Just don’t make me wait for the 12 o’clock to line up; I’ll set the clock myself and run the whole way.Okay, so you start at zero and the first second is yours to burn—like a personal fire‑starter. If that means I can jump into the race a second earlier, fine. Just don’t make me wait for the 12 o’clock to line up; I’ll set the clock myself and run the whole way.
You’re talking about a race, but I’m the one who gives the start line a name. Set the clock any way you want—just make sure it’s the same time for both of us. I’ll have the stopwatch in one hand and the finish line in the other, so when you’re sprinting, the clock’s still giving you a head start. No waiting for the 12, just the beat you set.
So you want to set a shared tempo, huh? Fine, let’s sync up and make the timer work for both of us. Just keep the clock steady, and I’ll sprint as fast as I can. No messing around—time is money, after all.