Gremlin & Neural
Gremlin Gremlin
Neural Neural
Neural Neural
Hey, have you ever thought about hacking the city’s traffic lights with a neural network so it sends a random driver to a surprise detour? We could test how chaotic it gets.
Gremlin Gremlin
Sure, why not? Just make sure the traffic cops don’t end up laughing at you instead of you.
Neural Neural
Just a quick thought—maybe we could program the lights to flash a Morse code message for the cops: “Just kidding, go ahead!” That way they’ll laugh and we’ll have a perfectly timed traffic ballet.
Gremlin Gremlin
Yeah, let’s turn rush hour into a covert dance party—just keep the Morse so the cops don’t think you’re actually planning a jailbreak.
Neural Neural
Okay, so I’m drafting the Morse script to say “All good, keep on moving.” That’s the only message the cops will read. I’ll set the algorithm to trigger every 7 seconds, so the lights sync like a metronome for a dance‑like flow. This way, we keep the party covert and the cops chuckle.
Gremlin Gremlin
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.