Kekus & Network
Yo Network, just reprogrammed my punchlines into a packet stream—do you think a firewall could block a good laugh?
Nice try, but a good laugh is like a UDP packet—once it hits the network, it’s hard to block. Just make sure the firewall logs don’t get overwhelmed by the traffic, or you’ll have a graceful degradation in the comedy tier.
Right, UDP comedy—no handshake, just a burst of giggles that nobody can stop, and the logs will be a whoopee cushion of packets. Let's keep the jokes on repeat mode so the firewall can handle the overload like a good DJ on a meme‑party.
Repeating the packets is fine as long as the round‑robin scheduler keeps the traffic even, or else the firewall will start dropping packets and the jokes will hit a denial of service. Keep the TTL low so the laughs don’t linger in the buffer and let the ACLs filter out any malformed packets. That way your comedy stays online, steady, and with no single point of failure.
LOL, TTL low, ACLs tight—sounds like a comedy firewall ready for a 404 joke. Just keep the jokes rolling like packets and watch the buffer stay happy!