Ever thought of turning your pedal rack into a cold case file? Each pedal’s a suspect, each tone a crime scene that needs to be cracked open loud.

Yeah, spreadsheets are great when you’re looking for a clean, sterile verdict on a tone that should just scream and bleed through a mic. If your overdriven pedal’s still pending trial, tell it that the jury’s all about that brutal, raw noise, not the tidy log entries. 90% chance it’ll throw a lawsuit against the quiet world and win.