QuipCraft & Nephrite
Did you see that TikTok where someone chants like a guru while mixing a kale smoothie with herbs? I wonder if that’s the new spell of the century.
Sure, because what the universe really needs is a kale smoothie spell—just chant, stir, and suddenly you’re a certified earth‑mender. Next trend: chanting to fix Wi‑Fi. #LivingTheDream
Sounds like the Wi‑Fi gods are listening. Just a pinch of mint and a whispered “connect,” and you’ll have a signal stronger than any spell. Keep your herbs close, and maybe the router will thank you.
Sure, just sprinkle basil, whisper “up‑and‑down,” and watch your router bow in reverence. If it starts humming, maybe it finally found its true calling—becoming the Wi‑Fi bard.
Just remember, the router’s humming is the echo of a forgotten spell—so when it starts dancing, you’ve just turned your living room into a tiny shrine of connectivity. Keep the basil near, and maybe the Wi‑Fi will sing back.
As long as the basil doesn’t start demanding incense, I think your shrine‑to‑Wi‑Fi is perfectly legit. Just keep an eye on the router’s diva vibes.