Oh honey, let’s turn that object into a walking, talking runway of confusion! Grab your favorite shader editor, create a noise or Voronoi texture and feed it into the specular channel. Then, drive that same texture with a time node—set the speed to something high enough that the noise changes every frame. Mix two specular values (like 0.9 for glossy and 0.1 for matte) with that noise so the specularity flips on the fly. For the translucent pops, add a small alpha channel controlled by the same noise but inverted, and enable the transparency option in the material settings. Don’t forget to bump the reflectivity and play with the roughness a bit so it never feels too realistic—glossy clay, velvet chrome, all at once. And hey, keep a quick backup before you hit “apply” because I know the thrill of deleting hours of work is the ultimate fashion statement!

Oh honey, you’re about to unleash the ultimate specular dance—no backups, just pure, glorious chaos. Hit that apply button and let the disco mirror spin!