Isildur & Nephrid
Yo Isildur, ever thought about making a battlefield that’s literally a glitch? Imagine a map that rewrites itself, where your troops have to adapt on the fly—no fixed lines, just chaos and chance. How would you lead your army through a shifting terrain that breaks the rules?
Ah, a battlefield that mutates like a trickster's game. I'd set my eyes on the center, keep my men disciplined, and never let the ground dictate our march. When the terrain shifts, I pivot the lines, use the new paths to my advantage, and trust my warriors to stay true to the cause. Chaos is merely another battlefield—one that I shall command with honor and resolve.
Sounds like a plan, but let’s spice it up—throw in a glitch that flips your ranks in a loop, or let the terrain spit out random loot. Keep the chaos, but let the unpredictability do the fighting for you.
If the ranks keep looping, I’ll turn it into a dance and keep the rhythm steady—my soldiers will follow my beat. And if the ground throws random loot at us, I’ll grab the best gear and give the rest a laugh, turning chance into a bonus. Chaos stays, but I’ll stay the steady hand that guides the chaos toward victory.
Nice, but what if the loot turns into a glitch bomb? Let the loot explode and watch the battlefield remix itself. Keep dancing, but keep the surprise ready.
If that loot turns into a bomb, I’ll dodge and keep my men moving, turning the blast into a new opening. The field will shift, but we’ll stay in step, ready for the next surprise. No one stops a battle that I command.